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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、弟弟:“哥,你这几个月在外面过得怎么样。”哥哥:“还行吧,看看书,偶尔打打飞机。”弟弟:“啊,你还好这口!”哥哥:“不,逗你玩呢,我怎么可能会喜欢看书。”

2、一日,和弟弟在家看西游记。看到孙悟空三打白骨精,唐僧念紧箍咒时,弟弟突然把声音开到最大。我问他干嘛,他说:我想听听紧箍咒怎么念的。

3、读小学的表妹问我:“哥哥,你不是学计算机的吗?你说16乘以16等于多少呀?”我:“宝贝,哥哥学的那叫计算机,不是计算器。”表妹:“好吧,那16只鸡乘以16只鸡等于多少呀?”
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