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笑话三则

1今天上三年级的孩子回来特别高兴,说老师夸他作文水平已经达到5年级的水平了!孩儿爸默默的走到阳台,深深的吸了一口烟,拿着作文本的手在微微的颤抖,这亲自修改了六遍的作文,原来只有这个水平!

2这段时间熬夜玩,总担心眼睛会坏,今天单位组织体检,那眼科医生对我的眼睛看了又看,还用棉签擦我的眼,我吓坏了,怯怯的问医生,是不是眼睛出了什么问题?医生说:问题没有,眼屎太多,下次来体检,还是要洗把脸.......

3最近电视和网上到处都是关于高考的新闻,于是我的女儿问我:“爸爸,你当年为什么没参加高考呢?”我感到有点尴尬,然后装出一副可惜的样子说:“当年你爷爷家里很穷......”还没说完,门“砰”的一声被推开了,老爸冲我大声咆哮:“臭小子,这个责任我不承担,是你小子当年学习不好,没考上

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