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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1 有一次无聊中拿起手机上了女朋友的QQ刚一会。就有一条信息发了过来。××:在不?我就回了个,在 ××:是本人吗?我:是啊 ××:那你说说我平时都叫你什么的?我想弄个明白手贱就回了,宝贝,亲爱的老公这类的××:真是你喔。宝贝 我:嗯。嗯…

2想起小时候一件趣事,小学的三四年级的时候,去小卖部看上了一支笔,那种超粗,一摁换一种颜色的,我回家对妈妈说:“妈,学校让交学费”“多少钱”“一块五”……一顿胖揍,结果还是给我买了,哈哈哈

3 今天去菜场买菜,看到地上有一块硬币,弯腰去捡却怎么也扣不起来。这时旁边一老头笑呵呵对我说:小伙子,胶水质量还可以吧,买一瓶吧!

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