☆Saw a homeless man eating grass in the park
I asked him "Why are you eating grass?"
He said "I am very hungry"
I replied "Oh, okay then. Come with me."
You should've seen his face when I showed him my backyard.
☆ I once said to my son, "It doesn't matter if you're straight or gay..."
"... as long as you're not fucking gay."
我曾对我的儿子说:“你是同性恋还是异性恋都没关系...”
“...你只要没TMD在干同性恋就行。”
☆They say that Black people are better at athletics while white people are better in the water due to genetics and natural selection.
That makes sense. Who ever heard of someone swimming away from the cops?