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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、二货老公躺在我的腿上指着墙上的婚纱照说:“那女的是我老婆”  我说:“那男的是我老公”  我又接着说:“咦?我老公怎么和你老婆在一起呀??”  二货老公说:“木事,这不是咱俩也在一起呢么,不亏。”  

2、老婆:“还有比接老婆下班更幸福的事吗?”  老公:“有,接别人老婆下班。哎哟。。。轻点。。。我骑着车呢。”  

3、我问老公会不会嫌我胸小,他说:“不会,想摸A杯时摸胸,想摸C杯时摸屁屁,想摸E杯时摸肚肚,你已经长得很全啦!”,果断踢飞……

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