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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、雨夹雪

  一天妻子躺在床上,说:“我是雨,你是雪。”

  丈夫问:“你怎么会这样认为?”

  妻子答:“不是有种天气叫‘雨夹雪’嘛!”

 2、进哪个浴室

  浴室新开业,优惠大酬宾啦!

  顾客问:“什么价?”

  老板说:“男浴室10,女浴室100。”

  顾客:“男女差距怎么这么大!”

  老板:“是这样的,请问,你要进哪个浴室?”

 3、多么痛的领悟

  男人说道:“亲爱的,刘翔跨栏比赛马上就开始了,你看选手都准备下蹲起跑了,让我看完比赛,咱们再做好吗?”

  女人:“不嘛不嘛,人家现在就想要!”

  男人无奈关了电视,与老婆大干一番。

  完事之后,男人打开电视,电视里解说员激动地喊着:“刘翔冲刺!赢了!赢了!冠军!12秒97!”

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