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[短篇] 笑话四则

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笑话四则

1、枫枫两岁多的时候,吃饭时一个不稳,掉了块肉在地上,枫枫伸手去捡。樱樱看到后大叫一声:脏!        于是樱樱把肉捡起来放进枫枫嘴里,却把刚铺的地板擦干净了,然后满意的点了点头!        
2、周末在家,雪雪刚刚洗完澡在穿衣服,叶叶看见了惊呼:“哇~你背上好多痣!”雪雪慌张的问道:“谁干的?都写的啥?”      
3、小璟成绩不好,中考只考了四十分,老璟很生气的说:下次考不及格就别叫我爸了,第二天在门口,小璟就喊道:大哥,开一下门。      
4、老师问:“你最喜欢的诗人是谁?”一同学曰:“屈原。”老师问他为什么,他说:因为屈原最有良心,别的诗人一死就留下一大堆诗给我们背,屈原一死,给我们留下好吃的棕子和三天端午假!全班静默三秒后,响起了经久不绝的掌声…

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