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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、老爸说:“你们现在的答题卡怎么像彩票一样?”

  儿子答:“其实性质差不多。”

 2、老师拿着卷子,问一个学生:“这道几何题你没有证明,怎么得出这个角是直角的呢?”

  学生:“我用量角器量过了。”

 3、山上庙里有尊雕刻精美的佛像,前来拜佛的人络绎不绝。

  铺在山路上的石阶开始抱怨:“大家同是石头,凭什么我被人蹬来踩去,你却被人供在殿堂?”

  佛像笑了笑:“当年,您只挨六刀,做了一方石阶,而我可是挨千刀了的呀! ”

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