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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.“我们将在星期六晚上举行婚礼,您能来参加吗?您来后,请用脑门按一下门铃,我就出来接您。”
“为什么我不可以用手按门铃呢?”
“我怕您带的礼物太多,腾不出手来。”
2.老林从袋子里拿出一根香蕉,连皮吃下。
老李:“你吃香蕉为什么不先剥皮?”
老林:“我早就知道里面是什么,何必那么麻烦呢!”
3.老师:“维尔奇,你的父亲的店铺里有多少人工作?”
维尔奇:“连我父亲共八个人。”
老师:“那么 ,当你父亲不在店铺时,还剩下几个人?”
维尔奇:“一个也没有,都走光了。”

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