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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1. 一只猪和一只鸡走进了一家餐馆,猪说:“我们要点菜。”服务员问:“你要点什么?”猪说:“我要一份熟肉,她要一份鸡蛋。”鸡惊呼:“你怎么能这么残忍!”猪反问:“你说要点什么?”鸡无奈地说:“我点个沙拉吧。”
2. 一个男人走进一家酒吧,他看起来很悲伤。服务员问他需要点什么,他说:“我需要一杯忘情酒。”服务员点了一杯酒给他,男人又喝了一杯,又喝了一杯,最后他大哭起来说:“这酒也快让我忘不了她了!”
3. 一位警察在街上巡逻,发现一名男子正在摇晃一辆停在路边的车子。警察走过去问:“你在干什么?”男子回答:“我想让车子变成一辆摩托车!”警察无语地摇了摇头,然后将他带走了。

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