wz124120176 发表于 2024-6-28 08:50   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1人如果不好色的话,那活着还有什么意义?

作为一个人,不抽烟不喝酒不赌钱那就算了,如果还不好色的话,那活着还有什么意义?

Pol.ice:这就是你摸人家女孩屁股的理由?

2在马路上看见一只小鸟好像受伤了,我将它捧在手心,十分心疼的把它扔向空中,并吼道:飞吧!小鸟! 可是那只鸟努力扇了几下翅膀结果还是掉了下来,我感到心情异常的沉重。 这时,背后一男人对我叫道:谁让你把我家鸡仔往天上扔的?!

3科学家研制出测智商仪器,某甲将头伸进,

仪器提示:请不要把木头放进来!

某甲想想不服,再把头伸进,

仪器提示:这块木头好面熟!
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