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[短篇] 笑话五则

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笑话五则

1、常在河边走,微信步数会比较多。

2、成熟的人从不将情绪写在脸上,他们都有自己的表情包。

3、母猪不是有很多奶头嘛,朋友就给他奶奶家养的母猪起了个名字叫:波多也介意。

4、只要有一件不好的事情发生,这一天就是糟糕的;然而,至少需要有一系列的好事情才能让我觉得这一天是美好的。

5、吃屎会长出翅膀,不信你看看蛆。
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