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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

笑话三则
1.昨天过生日,吃完蛋糕许愿。老婆:许的什么愿啊?
我:多点零花钱,少跪点搓衣板。老婆:嗯!说出来就不灵了。
我。。。
2.老婆:“老公,跟你讲个赶人(感人)的故事吧?”
我:“好啊!”老婆:“滚”我。。。
3.老婆正在逛网店,忽然问我:“有个成语叫什么椟还珠来着?”
我脱口而出:“买。”老婆迅速点了点鼠标:“好咧!”

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