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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、大晚上,还能看到街上很多外卖小哥奔波送餐,突然感到很励志,别人这么晚了都还在吃,我又有什么理由不吃呢!!!
2、妈:你该结婚了!我:结婚就一定幸福吗?我有一个同学都结婚三次了,何必呢?妈:如果结婚不好,人家能结三次?!
3、刚刚去小店买水,见老板在摇椅上睡着了,老板娘还跟他捶腿,瞬间感到好恩爱,我不忍心打扰他们,拿了两瓶可乐就悄悄地走了。

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