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1.好像那小伙没说那毛是自然卷的吧,难道是不打自招,她到底对茶叶做了什么呀

2.逮着个美女回去做老婆,真是惬意的三国时代来着

3.他同学估计立马囧死了,其实最无辜的是炒菜师傅来着

4.说的很贴切啊,可是我更想要一个人吃蛋糕啊

5.30分钟啊,抓紧时间吧,美女明显对你有意思啊5.

6.其实和女生一组也没什么好的,这种脏活累活总不好叫女生做,最后累得是自己啊

7.恩,农村嘛,晚上黑灯瞎火,没啥娱乐活动,只能床上运动啦,小伙好聪明

8.那也太低了吧,这胸衣难道遮的不是胸,好像有点讽刺哦

9.时代不同啦,这年头处的已经不吃香啦,总觉得颇为讽刺啊

10.这女佣感情是公众情人来着,这种人不能赶啊,会引起众怒的
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