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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、上小学五年级的时候,放假跑游戏厅去玩游戏,最爱玩街霸了,玩的正起劲,坐下来一个高中的学生,我连着赢了6把,内哥们看了看我说:你咋嫩牛[Bī]呢?我说:我一直都很牛[Bī]!(我的意思是玩游戏)从此,我体验到了真人KO的感觉!

2、朋友说新买的房子有问题,屋子隔音不好,深夜总能听到楼上有走动的声音,后来他才得知他家楼上的房还没装修,根本没人住……

有一晚他约哥们儿一起去他家住,深夜又响起了脚步声,大约在厨房的房顶上,那哥们壮着胆子说了句“你要能听见我说话就走过来”,结果那脚步声就从厨房的房顶走到了他们卧室的房顶。

3、记得高中时,我的两个小伙伴上课玩“找字”游戏,小伙伴们决定找“B”,谁先找到谁赢,规则不能课本上找,不能自己写,游戏只需要一双眼睛,他们找了半天都没找到,结果下课了,他们到走廊晃,一女生去厕所回来,衣服上有生日快乐的英文,这是一小伙伴惊喜,拉住另一个哥们到那女生面前,“我找到了,这有个B,只是小了点”只听啪一声

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